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The Smoking Goats
An emporium for the middle aged male.

Articles and Posts for the Classic Male

Welcome to our collection of articles and posts dedicated to the classic male. Here, you'll find timeless insights on style, grooming, and lifestyle that celebrate sophistication and elegance. Whether you're looking to refine your wardrobe or enhance your personal brand, our content is designed to inspire and guide you on your journey to becoming the best version of yourself. in and discover the art of classic masculinity.

Welcome to The Smoking Goats!

Welcome to Musings from the Head Goat, a blog page where we explore any topic that comes to the mind of this goat. Join us for a fun-filled journey of musings and insights on various subjects. Be sure to check out our store and article pages for even more fun!

How Do We Keep Track of it All

How Do We Keep Track of it All

How Do We Keep Track of it All

Jun 2, 20242 min read

Vegetable Gardening, the Camping of the Yard

Vegetable Gardening, the Camping of the Yard

Vegetable Gardening, the Camping of the Yard

May 20, 20243 min read

The Music Sounds Different From the Front Seat

The Music Sounds Different From the Front Seat

The Music Sounds Different From the Front Seat

May 18, 20243 min read

It Used to be The Little Things

It Used to be The Little Things

It Used to be The Little Things

May 9, 20243 min read

What Happened to Fast Food?

What Happened to Fast Food?

What Happened to Fast Food?

May 6, 20243 min read

This Old House is Like Construction Porn for Men

This Old House is Like Construction Porn for Men

This Old House is Like Construction Porn for Men

May 4, 20243 min read

What Happened to the American Action Hero?

What Happened to the American Action Hero?

What Happened to the American Action Hero?

Apr 30, 20243 min read

Men are More Tim Taylor than Fabio

Men are More Tim Taylor than Fabio

Men are More Tim Taylor than Fabio

Apr 26, 20242 min read

The Misadventures of a Dance Dad

The Misadventures of a Dance Dad

The Misadventures of a Dance Dad

Apr 24, 20243 min read

Don't Go Chasing Kids Near Waterfalls...

Don't Go Chasing Kids Near Waterfalls...

Don't Go Chasing Kids Near Waterfalls...

Apr 21, 20243 min read

Efforts in Futility

Efforts in Futility

Efforts in Futility

Apr 20, 20242 min read

I Want My TGIF TV

I Want My TGIF TV

I Want My TGIF TV

Apr 16, 20242 min read

Things You Quickly Learn When Parenting

Things You Quickly Learn When Parenting

Things You Quickly Learn When Parenting

Apr 15, 20243 min read

Tools: What are We Thinking?

Tools: What are We Thinking?

Tools: What are We Thinking?

Apr 14, 20243 min read

Good Grief: Is George Costanza a Grown Up Charlie Brown?

Good Grief: Is George Costanza a Grown Up Charlie Brown?

Good Grief: Is George Costanza a Grown Up Charlie Brown?

Apr 12, 20242 min read

When the Dishes Pile Up

When the Dishes Pile Up

When the Dishes Pile Up

Apr 11, 20242 min read

I Tried Instacart, Here's an Honest Assessment.

I Tried Instacart, Here's an Honest Assessment.

I Tried Instacart, Here's an Honest Assessment.

Apr 10, 20243 min read

All We Need is Just a Little Patience

All We Need is Just a Little Patience

All We Need is Just a Little Patience

Apr 8, 20243 min read

Blippi!

Blippi!

Blippi!

Apr 6, 20243 min read

What Is Fatherhood?

What Is Fatherhood?

What Is Fatherhood?

Apr 4, 20243 min read

Don't Let Your Anxiety Win

Don't Let Your Anxiety Win

Don't Let Your Anxiety Win

Apr 3, 20242 min read

The Sickness That Never Ends

The Sickness That Never Ends

The Sickness That Never Ends

Apr 2, 20243 min read

Growing Older, Or How I Learned to Become My Dad

Growing Older, Or How I Learned to Become My Dad

Growing Older, Or How I Learned to Become My Dad

Mar 31, 20243 min read

I Love Aldi

I Love Aldi

I Love Aldi

Mar 31, 20243 min read

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